Call of Duty: Finest Hour
12/3/05
My mistake in purchasing "Call of Duty: Finest Hour" for the Xbox
was that I had read that the PC version of "Call of Duty" was
absolutely incredible. I found out too late that the Xbox
version is a different game, with a different story, and when you
add in the relative ease of the game matched with the last two or
three levels' crazy difficulty (and a sheer lack of save points--you
basically have to beat the whole level to get a chance to save),
this is not a game I will want to play again.
The game takes place in familiar territory--you are a member of
the Allied Forces (at varying points, a U.S., British or Russian
soldier) and late in the game, you arrive at key points in the war
to help stop Nazi forces from doing what they do best, act all
evil-like. The big deal with this game was that--again, in the
PC version--you had the chance to work with your computer-controlled
teammates to get through the war as a member of a team, not a
one-man wrecking crew that these shooters are normally used for.
The problem with the Xbox version (and certainly nearly all games
that I have played that have you working with AI-controlled
teammates) is that your teammates are hilariously useless, regularly
getting themselves killed by walking right into your line of fire or
the line of a machine gun bunker; if they aren't dying, they
certainly aren't helping, as you will regularly find yourself
shooting Nazis that are being engaged by your teammates but not
being killed. Even the sheer number of times that I had to
watch a partner try to engage a Nazi in a rifle butt fight was
comical; in about 5% of the cases where your teammates tries to take
out other bad guys, he comes up aces. Otherwise, it's all on
you.
Other major problems abound. Location point shooting is
present in this game (in other words, if you shoot a guy in the leg,
he grabs his leg in agony), but sometimes, a shot to one Nazi's foot
will kill him; other times, you've got to unload six or seven shots
into a guy to drop him. I would have enjoyed more moments with
the sniper rifle; as is, over the 15 or so stages we only get about
three moments where you must snipe out bad guys. The tank
sequences are awful; in one level, Nazi bad guys are staked out with
bazookas all over a blown-out city, and you've got to find them and
dispose of them, even though the guys are usually just standing in
the middle of the street and could easily be killed by the tanks
themselves. Nazi AI is even worse; they regularly run towards
you in an effort to kill you, as opposed to just shooting back.
The Nazi tanks also have a funny tendency to stay stationary and
shoot at you without hitting you.
Not good. But, I got this as a 3-games-for-$40 promotion,
so at least I didn't spend much money to get it. This will
keep me from buying the sequel, even if the Xbox 360 version looks
amazing.
Rating: Rental
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justin@bellviewmovies.com
Bellview Rating System:
"Opening Weekend": Buy
this game right away, and don't ask me any questions as to why
that's a good move. A game experience that will almost
guarantee repeated controller abuse, lots of ManScreaming and high
resale value, you will assuredly play this bad boy for months on end.
"$40": Usually
after games have been out for a while, they drop in price slightly,
or can be bought for slightly cheaper in combination with other new
games. Usually, that's about $40. You'll feel good
getting the game for this price, since it isn't quite
run-out-and-get-it-right-now good, but it has enough game in the box
for a few weeks' worth of enjoyment.
"eBay": This
game is not too bad, but you'd be better off buying it used from
either half.com or eBay. You also might let a friend buy this
game, let s/he beat it, and then try to buy it from them to make
them feel better. Yes, this does tend to feel like "Sloppy
Seconds."
"Rental": Like my
cousin Ron, you should always rent games that you aren't sure about
first, to make sure that your $50 is going towards something
worthwhile. For games in this category, this is the maximum
amount of money ($5) and/or time (3-5 days) you'll need to either
gain satisfaction from the game, or beat the game in its entirety.
Rental-rated games are also sometimes perfect for a weekend when you
are going to be at home on your ass, with some time to kill.
"Dogshit":
Games like this should have never been released. If you play
this game for any reason, you will regret every second of the
experience. Further, if you can get this game for free, don't
do it, because even for FREE, it will still be a negative experience
for you!