"Something New"
Directed by Sanaa Hamri.
Written by Kriss Turner (a producer for "The Bernie Mac Show" and
"Everybody Hates Chris").
Starring Sanaa Lathan, Simon Baker, Faizon Green and Blair
Underwood.
Release Year: 2006
Review Date: 2/4/06
Folks--
From the moment I finished watching the
trailer to the time that the movie itself finished, I have to admit
that I really loved "Something New."
As usual, I waited a day to write this
because I tried to think of things that I didn't like about the
movie, and even now, nothing is coming to mind. Certainly, as
with any romantic comedy, you can never really be perfect (well,
maybe you can), but in the case of "Something New", my checklist was
complete:
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Romance was believable, interesting,
sexy and...well, romantic
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The leads are easy on the eyes
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Supporting characters were funny
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The movie was short (for me, that's
90-100 minutes)
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Guys can sit through this without trying
to kill themselves
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Preachy moments about love, "spark", and
"following your heart" were kept to a minimum
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The end wedding sequence (pretty much a
requirement) makes me smile, not cringe
As an added bonus, the movie does a great
job of selling a story that should appeal to everyone, even if it's
a black film that features an interracial romance. I was most
worried about this--how much of the film will feature reverse racism
that paints black people as unaccepting of white men dating black
women? I don't see this too much in real life, mostly because
only a couple of my black female friends date outside the
race...but, I have to imagine that the tough glares, the unhappy
parents, the awkward social settings are still right there, so it
was great to see them happen in the movie and be handled with a
light touch by director Sanaa Hamri.
The movie itself was great. Basically,
we've got Kenya (Sanaa Lathan, who seems to be a stronger--and
hotter--performer since I nearly killed myself watching "Love and
Basketball"), a senior manager at a financial firm in Los Angeles,
driven by work, career, status. And, we've got Brian (Simon
Baker, most recently from
"The Ring Two"),
man of the earth, a professional landscaper that quit his desk job
to live life. We meet the two, the two have that
uncomfortable, feel-each-other-out stage where they get to know each
other, and one or two mountain hikes later against her will, and whammo! They're a couple. Now the only trick is to
convince their friends--and, mostly, Kenya convincing herself--that
their relationship is more than just a fling.
Like I said above, "Something New" worked
for me on all the levels that it could. I bought that Kenya
and Brian could get it going behind closed doors, and their initial
struggles to tell their friends about the relationship rang true to
me, having had mostly interracial relationships myself. Plus,
Brian's attempts to win Kenya over aren't as ridiculous a stretch as
I seem to remember in other recent romantic comedies (jeez, even in
"Hitch", there was
that ridiculous "let's go jet ski on the Hudson!" sequence).
Lathan is hot; Baker seems to be hot, at least in the eyes of the
women--black, white, and otherwise--in my audience last night.
The supporting characters--Kenya's friends, her brother (played by
Faizon Green of "Scrubs"), one of her girlfriend's new love
interests (Mike Epps, always hilarious), even Kenya's
co-workers--are all pretty funny.
Other points for this film worked in my
favor, too. I had a great time laughing at the funny stuff;
the film's flow is great, never bogging down for too long. The
ending was hilarious, and save for a couple scenes where Kenya's
friends remind her about what's important in life--look, you HAVE to
have those numbers in these flicks--I wasn't too anxious to jump out
of my seat to get out of there. Plus, the soundtrack was cool
and normally, the tunes fit the scenes quite well.
One thing I didn't like was the fact that
Brian seems to have no friends or no family; why it was decided that
we wouldn't take a look at how Brian's social circle accepted (or
disapproved of) Kenya is beyond me. Also, a situation at work
that provides us our only real drama--will Kenya make partner at her
mostly-white firm?--almost crossed the line for me; I think that
making it appear like the firm's most important client might be a
racist didn't really have to be thrown in, given the other business
going on. But, these points worked out well and didn't
ultimately distract me from my feelings about the flick as a
whole--"Something New" is a great romantic comedy that is also just
a great plain ol' comedy, a film that will hopefully be a nice
distraction between shitty mainstream productions over the slow
winter months. Check it out!
Rating: Opening Weekend
Comments? Drop me a line at
justin@bellviewmovies.com.
Bellview Rating System:
"Opening Weekend": This is
the highest rating a movie can receive. Reserved for movies that
exhibit the highest level of acting, plot, character development,
setting...or Salma Hayek. Not necessarily in that order.
"$X.XX Show": This price
changes each year due to the inflation of movie prices; currently,
it is the $9.50 Show. While not technically perfect, this is a
movie that will still entertain you at a very high level.
"Undercover Brother" falls into this category; it's no "Casablanca",
but you'll have a great time watching. The $9.50 Show won't win any
Oscars, but you'll be quoting lines from the thing for ages (see
"Office Space").
"Matinee": An average movie
that merits no more than a $6.50 viewing at your local theater.
Seeing it for less than $9.50 will make you feel a lot better about
yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
indicates a movie that you see in the previews and say to your
friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
half stars."
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
(Warning: strong profanity will be used in all reviews of "Hard
Vice"-rated movies.)