"Signs"
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Written by M. Night Shyamalan.
Starring Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix.
Release Year: 2002
Review Date: 8/4/02As
much as I tried, I couldn’t write this review without giving some
things about “Signs” away. So, I would recommend reading this
review after you have seen the film.
Folks--
There is a great movie moment halfway
through the new Mel Gibson film “Signs.” His character, a former
reverend, is walking into the kitchen of a house where there might
be an alien life form behind a boarded pantry door. He hears
something walking around inside the pantry, and he is
apprehensive...but, he takes a deep breath and walks right up to the
door, where he sees the shadow of something inside the pantry stop
moving. He looks over at the counter—there’s a knife there, so he
picks it up and looks at it...sees his own reflection...and uses it
to see if he can see what is inside the pantry.
Now, you just KNOW that he is going to see
something. And, you know that you are going to get the shit scared
out of you. Even though you are trying as hard as you can to not
admit it, you can barely breathe...and then, it happens. A
legitimate, everyone-in-your-theater-is-screaming scream. You just
can’t beat the feeling.
Following the lead of many other strong
studio films, “Signs” does not disappoint. In fact, the biggest
surprise about M. Night Shyamalan’s film is that it is just a great
classic alien film. When you get out of the theater, you walk out
and say “I was waiting for the surprise the whole time!”
And, there isn’t one. If you have seen the
director’s former Best Picture nominee “The Sixth Sense”, or his
supernatural comic book tale
“Unbreakable”, you spend much of
“Signs” waiting, and waiting, and waiting...for something to not be
what it seems. Instead, Shyamalan just imagines a world where alien
life forms really might come to Earth and try to take over, and the
reactions of these people are what lend “Signs” much of its
excitement. Would it really be the end of the world? That’s what a
small-town Pennsylvania crop farmer (Gibson), his two kids Morgan
(Rory Culkin) and Bo (Abigail Breslin), and the farmer’s brother
Merrill (Joaquin Phoenix) start to believe, and it just gets your
mind whirring about what it might be like to be faced with the
prospects that aliens, Martians, or the Predator might try to take
over your home. Some of it is pretty humorous...but, most of it is
downright scary.
Gibson gives the film its weight, and
Phoenix gives “Signs” the much-needed comic relief in a film that is
so tense that you might have an upset stomach if you watch it too
hard. Much like the performance he got out of eventual Oscar
nominee Haley Joel Osment in “The Sixth Sense”, Shyamalan gets
incredible performances out of the children that come to fear the
alien threat much more seriously than any logical adult would do.
But most importantly, in a film where there are only four main
actors to watch for two hours, everyone is interesting and
well-rounded, and you end up caring what happens to them as they
unravel the mystery.
It is the support, plus some of the logic
behind protection from the unknown, that is problematic in “Signs.”
The director himself plays a role that is much larger than the
normal cameos he makes in his films, and if you know that it is him,
that is a distraction. Worse than that, though, is the realism
behind it—to be perfectly frank, I think there are about four Indian
people in the entire state of Pennsylvania, so when I saw Shyamalan
getting into a car early in the film, I was like “Indians in Bucks
County, PA? Bullshit!” (Of course, I said that in “The Sixth
Sense” and “Unbreakable”, too, since both are set in Pennsylvania as
well—the director is from there.) Also, once the family figures out
what kind of threat they are dealing with, they don’t seem too
concerned about protecting themselves—just boarding themselves into
their house. What if the aliens get in? My friend Max said
afterwards, “I thought that all rural houses in movies had a
shotgun!” Shyamalan should be credited for not being stereotypical
about this issue, but it would have played along with the film’s
reasoning that this family had more than flashlights to protect
themselves.
Otherwise, this is a great movie, and a fun
ride. Just don’t go with anyone squeamish—they might rip your arm
off during some of the tenser sequences. I am interested to see if
Shyamalan tries something that doesn’t deal with the supernatural
next...
Rating: $9.00 Show
Comments? Drop me a line at
justin@bellviewmovies.com.
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exhibit the highest level of acting, plot, character development,
setting...or Salma Hayek. Not necessarily in that order.
"$X.XX Show": This price
changes each year due to the inflation of movie prices; currently,
it is the $9.50 Show. While not technically perfect, this is a
movie that will still entertain you at a very high level.
"Undercover Brother" falls into this category; it's no "Casablanca",
but you'll have a great time watching. The $9.50 Show won't win any
Oscars, but you'll be quoting lines from the thing for ages (see
"Office Space").
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that merits no more than a $6.50 viewing at your local theater.
Seeing it for less than $9.50 will make you feel a lot better about
yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
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friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
half stars."
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
(Warning: strong profanity will be used in all reviews of "Hard
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