"Paycheck"
Directed by John Woo.
Written by Dean Georgaris. Based on a short story by Philip
K. Dick.
Starring Ben Affleck, Uma Thurman and Aaron Eckhart.
Release Year: 2003
Review Date: 1/14/04
Folks--
It’s John Woo, so you KNOW I gotta, gotta...
Here’s the best thing I can tell you about
“Paycheck”—it made me forget about
“Windtalkers”, Woo’s last film
and by far his worst film since he became an action film legend. In
“Paycheck”, we get a story about a reverse engineer named Jennings
(Ben Affleck) that completes assignments for sci-tech firms around
the world, then has his memory erased so that he has no knowledge of
the top-secret nature of the work he was doing. These
assignments—usually about two months in length—pay him about
$500,000 per case...but, when his old friend Rethrick (Aaron Eckhart)
pitches a new project to him worth eight figures, Jennings takes the
bait and sacrifices three years of his life to work on another
assignment. Fast forward three years later, and Jennings is set to
collect his money, but there’s a big problem...and only 19 items in
a manila folder to help him figure his way out of it.
The plot is based on a short story by Philip
K. Dick, so at least the storyline for “Paycheck” is intriguing and
drives a strong first 30 minutes of the movie. Really, though,
“Paycheck” is a perfect Matinee-style film. The action is just good
enough to be interesting, with harmless shootouts and fistfights
every 15 minutes or so. The movie’s biggest set piece, a chase
scene featuring a BMW motorcycle, is not bad; not nearly as
interesting as the chase in Woo’s
“M:I-2”, but it conveys a good
sense of speed. There are some decent laughs, Affleck is okay, the
supporting cast (including Colm Feore as the chief henchman for
Rethrick and Uma Thurman) is so-so, and the score is nothing of
note. The pacing of all of this is good, and I have almost
completely forgotten about this film now, just a few days after
seeing it.
Really, the most interesting thing about
“Paycheck” is how it seems everyone on this project was only looking
for a...paycheck. This is great, dial-it-in work from all of the
actors, and this might be the most decisive proof that Ben Affleck
cannot carry a film on his own. He’s a good-looking guy, but he
never seems to have quite enough charisma to make looking at some of
his bad films worth anyone’s time. Thurman just looks haggard in
this movie, Joe Morton (who plays a fed) looks just interested
enough to nail the first take of his scenes, and Eckhart passes his
time as if he’s on the clock. Woo himself directs his action scenes
with almost nothing fresh or cool; if he is trying to get out of
doing action films, why does he direct something that’s in-between
on the kill-o-meter?? Bullets fired at targets ten feet away hit
the ground at the ninth foot; Thurman’s scientist character seems to
have better hand-to-hand combat training than every single guard
working at the facility she is employed at; ditto for Affleck’s
Jennings, who also apparently received submachine and handgun
training when not reprogramming computer chips. (Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.)
But, don’t sweat the details and “Paycheck”
is a fine attempt at a holiday action film. Just don’t pay more
than $5.25, and it’ll be all good in the hood.
Rating: Matinee
Comments? Drop me a line at
justin@bellviewmovies.com.
Bellview Rating System:
"Opening Weekend": This is
the highest rating a movie can receive. Reserved for movies that
exhibit the highest level of acting, plot, character development,
setting...or Salma Hayek. Not necessarily in that order.
"$X.XX Show": This price
changes each year due to the inflation of movie prices; currently,
it is the $9.50 Show. While not technically perfect, this is a
movie that will still entertain you at a very high level.
"Undercover Brother" falls into this category; it's no "Casablanca",
but you'll have a great time watching. The $9.50 Show won't win any
Oscars, but you'll be quoting lines from the thing for ages (see
"Office Space").
"Matinee": An average movie
that merits no more than a $6.50 viewing at your local theater.
Seeing it for less than $9.50 will make you feel a lot better about
yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
indicates a movie that you see in the previews and say to your
friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
half stars."
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
(Warning: strong profanity will be used in all reviews of "Hard
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