A testament to my thoughts of the
first "Narnia" film (a
title so long I'm too lazy to write it all again): I
essentially had to trick myself into seeing its sequel, "Prince
Caspian", because I was so blah-blah on the first movie. I
mean, REALLY blah-blah. I had a freebie to see the first
movie, and even then, I thought it was so-so...when I saw trailers
for the sequel, I rolled my eyes to literally no one as I watched
children take down evil with the help of God and jungle animals.
"Prince Caspian" extends on the original
film's story by bringing our four young newly royal heroes back to
Narnia--Peter (William Moseley), Lucy (Georgie Henley), Susan (Anna
Popplewell) and Edmund (Skandar Keynes)--a year after they were
there, at least in their real-world years...it's been about a
thousand years in Narnia time, so the land they left has vastly
changed. Now, it seems like a bunch of Spaniard-like folks
(thus beginning my vague investment in this experience) have taken
over the lands and outcast the people of Narnia, admittedly a bunch
of freaks to begin with. The reigning prince of these people,
Prince Caspian (Ben Barnes), is immediately ousted by his uncle, a
shady guy named King Miraz (Sergio Castellitto) who has fathered a
son who should take the throne one day...leading Caspian to join up
with the outcast Narnians and the four kids to strike back at their
oppressors.
It's not that the story is necessarily hard
to follow...I just found myself not caring to follow it. I
think that I have fatigue for these PG or PG-13 kid-driven epics for
thousands of reasons, but here are a few:
-
I am tired of watching
12-to-15-year-olds win swordfights with armored men twice their
age.
-
I am having a hard time even listing all
of the "Bridge to Terabithia"-ish, "Narnia"-ish, "Potter"-ish, "Eragon"-ish
films that are somewhat look-alike, but at some point, we
decided it was worth making a dozen movies a year where kids can
outwit, out-fight and out-hustle all of their adult
counterparts. Blah.
-
Couldn't they at least find good child
actors to play these parts? The "Narnia" actors don't have
anyone thinking they'll have a long career after these movies
are over.
Despite this fatigue, the action sequences
of "Narnia" are passable, even if they are a bit violent for a kids'
movie. (There is actually a beheading late in this film; I
don't even know what "PG" means anymore.) And, my biggest
gripe about the first "Narnia" flick was its special effects, but in
"Prince Caspian", the effects are very well done, and that wiley
Aslan (again voice by Liam Neeson) looks good in CGI. Probably
to the detriment of the series, "Prince Caspian" is fairly light on
story, making the (safe) assumption that you saw the first film and
mainly avoids introducing scads of new characters. (Harry
Potter flicks always blow this for non-readers like myself.)
While I'll never see it again and my chances
of seeing the third film are slim, "Prince Caspian" was a decent way
to blow an afternoon thanks to its 140-minute running time and
decent action, but I would love to know if anyone really loved this
movie and thinks that I missed something here. But, as my
buddy Chuck would say, this movie was just fine, but don't come in
expecting to be blown away.
Rating: Matinee
Comments? Drop me a line at
justin@bellviewmovies.com.
Bellview Rating System:
"Opening Weekend": This is
the highest rating a movie can receive. Reserved for movies that
exhibit the highest level of acting, plot, character development,
setting...or Salma Hayek. Not necessarily in that order.
"$X.XX Show": This price
changes each year due to the inflation of movie prices; currently,
it is the $9.50 Show. While not technically perfect, this is a
movie that will still entertain you at a very high level.
"Undercover Brother" falls into this category; it's no "Casablanca",
but you'll have a great time watching. The $9.50 Show won't win any
Oscars, but you'll be quoting lines from the thing for ages (see
"Office Space").
"Matinee": An average movie
that merits no more than a $6.50 viewing at your local theater.
Seeing it for less than $9.50 will make you feel a lot better about
yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
indicates a movie that you see in the previews and say to your
friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
half stars."
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
(Warning: strong profanity will be used in all reviews of "Hard
Vice"-rated movies.)