Wow! You're probably thinking, “Man, does
Justin have a life?” I would tell you yes, but you might not
believe me. It is true that I have been in a movie theater each of
the last five days, but it is the same as you going to the gym to
work out three or four times a week, or hanging out with your
girlfriend four or five times a week...I get a lot of happiness out
of spending two hours in the theater getting sucked into a world all
its own.
Speaking of which, today's film selection is
delightful (yes, I just said that...and, I'm younger than 45 years
old) in all the ways that animated movies should be. “Chicken
Run”—not so much animated as claymated—comes to us from the creators
of “Wallace & Gromitt”, an animated work that won many accolades for
its creativity and ingenious interaction between the two main
characters. In “Chicken Run”, the idea is hilarious: a group of
British chickens, led by a chick named Ginger, try and break out of
the chicken farm that they are being held captive in by a couple of
mean lowlifes that are looking to make it rich in the
chicken-killing business. When the couple installs a huge
pie-making machine to strike it rich, Ginger and friends step up
their plans to break out of their prison with the help of a newfound
friend—an American rooster named Rocky Rhodes (voice of Mel
Gibson)—who will hopefully teach the chickens how to fly.
And, that's really it. This kids' movie was
kept intentionally simple so that the filmmakers would have time to
introduce us to many of the chicken characters, all but one of whom
are white British female voices, and establish the friendship and
day-to-day activities that the chickens must endure while in
captivity. It sounds funny, but this movie does have a little bit
of the “Women in Prison” film series in this regard. But, I loved
the animation of the chicken characters; I loved it anytime the
chickens were all shown smiling, or frowning, or screaming, since
the way the chickens are drawn makes them all look really funny when
they are doing simple expressions such as those. And, making them
all British was a great idea, since this allows them to spout off a
bunch of funny lines in hot British accents.
Gibson is great here; this is a side of him
that we don't normally get to see/hear, because usually he is
spending time on screen killing a lot of people. As the only real
stud on this female-infested haven, Rocky gets to live it up as the
females swoon after him in the pen. The main supporting characters,
which include an overweight chicken named Babs and two rats that are
always trying to sell Ginger new gadgets and trinkets in exchange
for glorious chicken eggs, are all great. The filmmakers even
include a chicken dance sequence! I mean, what more can you want:
chickens, rats, and a rooster dancing to some rock & roll!!
This is the kind of G-rated movie that I
liked; it really does have little movie in-jokes that appeal to an
older audience that don't detract from the fun young'uns will have.
So, if you are feeling like you need to show up with little kids,
don't...this movie works in a similar way to “Babe”, a G-rated movie
that came out a few years ago that had some real good mass age
appeal. Highly recommended!
Rating: $8.25 Show
Comments? Drop me a line at
justin@bellviewmovies.com.
Bellview Rating System:
"Opening Weekend": This is
the highest rating a movie can receive. Reserved for movies that
exhibit the highest level of acting, plot, character development,
setting...or Salma Hayek. Not necessarily in that order.
"$X.XX Show": This price
changes each year due to the inflation of movie prices; currently,
it is the $9.50 Show. While not technically perfect, this is a
movie that will still entertain you at a very high level.
"Undercover Brother" falls into this category; it's no "Casablanca",
but you'll have a great time watching. The $9.50 Show won't win any
Oscars, but you'll be quoting lines from the thing for ages (see
"Office Space").
"Matinee": An average movie
that merits no more than a $6.50 viewing at your local theater.
Seeing it for less than $9.50 will make you feel a lot better about
yourself. A movie like "Blue Crush" fits this category; you leave
the theater saying "That wasn't too bad...man, did you see that
Lakers game last night?"
"Rental": This rating
indicates a movie that you see in the previews and say to your
friend, "I'll be sure to miss that one." Mostly forgettable, you
couldn't lose too much by going to Hollywood Video and paying $3 to
watch it with your sig other, but you would only do that if the
video store was out of copies of "Ronin." If you can, see this
movie for free. This is what your TV Guide would give "one and a
half stars."
"Hard Vice": This rating is
the bottom of the barrel. A movie that only six other human beings
have witnessed, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. A Shannon
Tweed "thriller," it is so bad as to be funny during almost every
one of its 84 minutes, and includes the worst ending ever put into a
movie. Marginally worse than "Cabin Boy", "The Avengers" or
"Leonard, Part 6", this rating means that you should avoid this
movie at all costs, or no costs, EVEN IF YOU CAN SEE IT FOR FREE!
(Warning: strong profanity will be used in all reviews of "Hard
Vice"-rated movies.)