(Click
here to read the prequel
on my trip to Africa.)
"So, how was it?"
It's the first question you ask someone
when they go on a trip like the one I just completed in Ghana;
it's a funny question, when you think about it...is the questioner trying to learn your perspective on the place, or is
he/she looking for justification that you enjoyed your trip
while setting the table for you to answer in the positive?
Is the "it" the place, the trip, the flights, the food, the
people, all of it, none of it? In passing, can you really
ask someone "how was it?" when it comes to a trip to a
developing third-world country? Not that I can compare my
trip
to this, but would I ask someone returning from the war "how was
it?", as if they could possibly answer that question in twenty
seconds, if they could even answer it at all?
I came to learn that the best way to ask
the question of someone that goes on an adventure of any size--hardly would
I call my trip to Ghana a "vacation", for reasons you will see
below--is to ask it this way:
"Was your collective experience
everything you thought it would be? [time permitting
follow-on question] And if so/if not, why/why not?"
I went back to work last week and
naturally, I had about 20 of these moments over the course of a
hour where everyone was asking "how was it?", and I wasn't sure
what to say, really--sure, these people are not my best friends,
and they are just trying to be polite; I eventually decided to
start answering the question this way for those that seemed only
interested in hearing an affirmative answer:
"It was eye-opening."
or, the funny version of that answer,
especially if you know anything about where I live now:
"It was like living in Bethesda...but,
COMPLETELY different."
I went to Ghana for a number of reasons;
over the course of my ten days there, the one thing that smacked
me in the face every day was the constant realization that I
have it so good here at home that I should always hedge my
complaints with just how sweet I've got it right now. Meg
asked me when I got back if the lessons sprouting from this
would stick with me; I think that these will, which is different
than how things normally work when you come back from a new
place. Things stick for a little while then fade into the
ether, but the kinds of things I witnessed in terms of poverty,
friendship, happiness and family will never be shaken from my
memory. Don't get me wrong--this trip had plenty of great
laughs for me, and plenty of time with my friends Terry and
Erin, and plenty of up moments...it's just that many of the
trip's critical moments came in the light of hardships for the
Ghanaian people and just how they overcame (or are overcoming)
certain setbacks or realities.
(Note #1: My apologies in advance for the style
of this essay--it's kind of a jumble of thoughts, but it was the
best way for me to throw out talking points about the trip.
And there aren't many pictures here because I didn't take many
pictures; there were plenty of interesting things to see in
Ghana, but at times, I felt it best just to soak it in, not snap
dozens of photos. In other cases, I just didn't feel right
taking pictures, to be honest...something about certain
situations I was in led me to feel weird whipping out a camera.)
(Note #2: Erin, my buddy Terry's wife,
has lived in Ghana for a variety of stints since 2000.
Last year and this year, they did six-month stints while the two
of them were doing research for Northwestern University on a few
different topics, including studying the people of Ghana and HIV
marketing awareness research. The sections labeled "Erin
Says" are from her perspective and cover her random thoughts on
living in Ghana.)

The crew: Terry, Kim and Erin
Black, in Africa
When I touched down at Kotoka
International Airport in Ghana's capital city of Accra, a
thought hit me when I walked out of the airport:
"There are a SHITLOAD of black people in
Africa!"
Certainly, this is obvious to most
people when it comes to Africa. But, I would imagine that
if your only trip to Africa was to South Africa, you probably
saw a decent number of white folks to go along with a smattering
of other races, plus a lot of black people. (And, even
though I've never flown into Johannesburg, I'm guessing that
city is much more modern than anything I saw in Ghana.) In Ghana, the
white population is so low that in many places during my trip,
Terry, Erin and Erin's cousin Kim (who also came out for the
trip during my itinerary) were the only white folks for miles.
Sure, in both Accra and Kumasi (Ghana's second-largest city),
there is a student/tourist/worker population of white folks that
probably makes up one or two percent of the populace...but
otherwise, there's black folks, black folks and black folks.
Even here in "Chocolate City"
(Washington, DC for the uninitiated), there's a lot of black
people, but by no means are we talking 98-99% Negro, like I had
in Ghana...I'm telling you, it's a mix of very cool and very
strange to be black-American and go to a place where all you see
is you. In the U.S., I've been almost everywhere, and in
many places, it's strange to be the only black guy. Wow,
being black amongst a black population of this magnitude was
almost a shock to the system. A great shock, mind you, but
still, a shock.
$1.40, or $1.60?
So, the monetary unit in Ghana is the
cedi; ¢10,000 (the cent sign is used in front of the number to
denote cedis) was the rough equivalent of a dollar. To
paint a picture of how much things normally cost:
-
Dinner plate (usually a hefty
portion of meat & starch,
plus a tiny smattering of either steamed/boiled/fried
veggies or a salad): ¢20,000 - ¢50,000
-
Rides in public transportation
within town: ¢3,000 (shared van) to ¢30,000 (30-minute cab ride)
-
Beer (longneck bottles of local
stuff; longnecks are roughly double the size of an American
longneck): ¢12,000
-
Internet access: ¢6000/hour
-
Dinner for four at a four-star hotel
near the airport (two appetizers, four entrees, four
alcoholic beverages): ¢370,000
From talking to Terry and Erin about how
much the average Ghanaian makes in a year, it was hard to nail
down a number, but generally, we came to agree that between $500
and $3,000/year (U.S. dollars) probably covers the majority of
the Ghanaian people. In other words, the majority of people
on this mailing list probably grossed more in their last
paycheck than the average Ghanaian household makes in a
calendar
year. Tack on the fact that I was staying in shoestring
accommodations throughout my stay in Ghana for ¢40-50,000/night,
and it is easy to see how well one can live in Ghana on a U.S.
income that exceeds even $35,000/year. While it was
important to me to not become "that guy" when it came to
overspending or flexing the muscle of the dollar versus the
cedi, sometimes, you just couldn't help it, tipping where tips
are generally not very large or buying up all four seats in a
shared taxi, because the total of buying all four seats came to
just $1.60 U.S. and I wanted a little extra comfort.
At times, though, it seemed ridiculous
to the layman--there we were on the street with a taxi driver,
arguing over what amounted to about twenty cents one day when
hailing a cab. Terry wanted to pay the guy ¢140,000; the
guy was deadset on charging us ¢160,000. Terry posed it to
me--"Do you just want to do this, or get another cab?" Of
course my first thought was "Dude, it's 20 cents!!!" but then I
realized that when you're in Rome, blah blah blah, and I'm not
about to get gouged on price because I'm a free-wheeling,
gas-guzzling American, dammit! We do ¢140,000 or we
freakin' walk!

Terry, scared
"100% Market"
Ghana works on a sort-of negotiable barter
system, so in almost all cases (posted prices at restaurants and
government buildings are normally set), you approach a payment
situation as an attempt to agree on a price, haggling your way
to your intended goal or offering goods in exchange for someone
else's goods or service. Sometimes, you "win"--I wanted club
soccer jerseys from a street vendor that I whittled down from
¢500,000 to ¢220,000--and sometimes, you "lose" and come out at
a price that seems ridiculous given the merchandise. In
rare cases, you find yourself in a situation where you could
trade something for the goods or service you are negotiating.
For some people, this would be a tiring way to buy products; for
me, this was a fun way to learn the intricacies of commerce from
the street perspective in Ghana.
What was also fun was the fact that damn
near everywhere you went, people were trying to sell something,
in part because it's not exactly like you've got grocery stores
and Target all over the place. You're riding in a cab, the
driver is sometimes dodging guys selling everything from cuff
links to oranges to water to button-down shirts to ice cream to
chickens (usually already dead). Your bus stops to get
gas, the bus gets rushed by a dozen people hawking snacks or
trinkets or newspapers. Our tour guide finished our tour
at one of the castles on the coast, and he literally walked the
tour group to two different gift shops in the castle before
letting folks leave. There would be random stands in the
middle of nowhere to buy cell phone service from one of the
handful of major carriers in Ghana. And, thankfully, you
were never too far from a place to buy Fanta. I thought
about this, and I guess in many ways, all places are nearly 100%
market now, thanks to online shopping or access to retail
establishments of varying sizes or traditional markets scattered
about. But the proactive style of selling in
Ghana--sometimes, folks can really be in your face to try and
get you to buy things--as opposed to the slightly-more-passive
approach here in the States was the key for me.

Almost everyone in this picture is selling
something. No, I'm not kidding.
Poverty / Attitude
Here in Bethesda, aka "The Ivory Tower",
everyone's got everything they could ever need and more. I
live across the freakin' street from a megamall, four
restaurants, a car dealership, the local post office, a bank and
a county park. There are justifiably rich people within a
stone's throw of my location. The Marriott corporate
headquarters are a 15-minute walk from my front door. The
next county over has so many million-dollar homes it would take
a full day to count them all. If I ran the numbers,
there's probably more money in my zip code than in all of Ghana.
Imagine, then, getting off the plane and
going through a few villages that have nary a power outlet, a
large number of homes in select regions without running
water (certainly no running hot water), women who walk miles
each day just to go to market, laundry done using washboards and
clotheslines, unpaved roads throughout the country. (And,
remember--I was visiting the more modernized, developed half of
Ghana; the "north country" in Ghana is apparently more tribal,
less developed and decidedly more poor.) Thanks to random
blackouts throughout Ghana at the time of my visit, even in more
organized cities, power was hit-or-miss; we didn't have power
for parts of four of my ten days in Africa. For the first
four days of my visit (to Accra and then Kumasi), a number of
children spent time tugging on my arm begging for anything you
would give them...a number of people that I saw on the curbside
seemed to have some advanced stages of polio and were also
amongst the needy. In high-80° heat, it's hot
during the day...but, save for an occasional visit to a nicer
hotel or restaurant while in a city, I was without AC for
probably 98% of the time during my trip, and the temperature
holds well at night so it was really hot after dark. You
add the heat to the threat of insects (which seemed to appear in
urban areas only after nightfall), and there's plenty of reason
to complain for someone who comes from my U.S. environment
and/or upbringing.
But, what if you never knew any better?
Because despite areas as poor as any I have ever seen, it's
just such a cool thing to see people so happy that to a
Westerner appear to have so little. I'm telling you, I'm
never going to forget the day I saw this little boy running home
from school with a friend, both boys in school uniform, big
smiles on their faces, happy at something but it didn't really
matter to me what that something was, possibly going home to a
place that was nothing more than a hut or a shack, to eat a meal
that someone slaved over for a few hours after spending their
day walking to market, buying the ingredients fresh (because
they couldn't be refrigerated, because what refrigerator could
this particular family have?), and walking home...there's not
going to be a DVD player at home showing the kids' favorite
Disney/Pixar flick, there's possibly going to be darkness thanks
to a blackout, stories told over a fire, no instant messaging to
friends all over the world, no ESPN, no Game Boy. One of
my co-workers asked me "what do these folks DO when they get
home at night?" and at first, I wasn't sure how to react.
There's no Dave & Buster's around the corner; sure, there's bars
and clubs in the cities, but generally, after dark, things are
too far away from most of the villages to hit in the course of
an evening. That leaves you with hang time with your
community, and then bedtime, because Ghanaians get up at the
absolute crack of dawn to knock out house/yardwork before it
gets blazing hot.
The Shitter
We did travel around Ghana for the
middle six days of my trip; I give Terry and especially Erin
credit for not letting me indulge myself in staying at
top-flight accommodations where I could have spent like
$30/night for a swank room because it was important for me to
live the life (as much as it was possible) of what a shoestring
budget traveler might spend on rooms. For two nights, we
stayed at Big Milly's Backyard, about an hour west of Accra; it
was a beachfront accommodation where I paid $4/night for a share
in a small room. This place was cool, with live music,
good people and an Englishwoman who started the camp about 13
years ago. It also featured ZERO running water. I
had never taken a bucket shower before, so that was
interesting...however, certainly the trip's low point took place
after dinner on the first night at BMB, when I learned how to
take a dump with a bowl and no running water.
You ever done a self-flush? Wow,
wow, wow. So, the power goes out about 6 PM on our first
night at BMB; we're doing flashlights, and it's dark, and it's
hot, and I had something that slightly disagreed with me at
dinner. I'm off and running to the outhouse (that's
right--wood shack and a toilet bowl and a door, friends), and I've got
to throw down stat with no light in a shack that smells like
shit...because it's a fucking shitter. But, I do it, because I have to, and when I'm done,
I need to walk outside, fill up a bucket with some water from
three buckets of sea water (I THINK it was from the sea, anyway), and pour that
into the bowl to facilitate a "flush" to clear out the bowl.
It takes four of these "flushes" to eradicate the evidence from
the bowl, and all the while, I'm holding my flashlight in my
mouth so that I can see, aiming squarely at the bowl while I
dump bucket after bucket down the hatch. Oh, and I can't
breath, because the smell is just rough. Wow...that was
harrowing. So were the second and third time I visited the
bowl that weekend.
History
Ghana, which was first raided/settled by
I think the Portuguese, then the Swedes briefly, then the Dutch,
then the Brits, was made
independent from England in 1957, so Ghana in its current
iteration isn't even 50 years old yet. The population is
roughly 20 million peeps, English is the main language (as one
of only a handful of English-speaking cultures in West Africa),
and malaria and yellow fever are probably your most dangerous
adversaries. (Adult HIV numbers tend to be lower here than
in other African countries; something like 3% of the adult
population has it, as opposed to other places in Africa that
range from 20-30%.) Ghana is the rough size equivalent of
Oregon. As a tourist destination, Ghana is a little
short of what you might consider world-renowned hotspots--the
slave castles that dot the coastline are probably the closest
things to sights worth photographing, from a postcard
perspective--but the natural landscape is quite handsome and
lush with green, at least in the sections I got to see for
myself.
Kwame Nkrumah was one of the locals most
responsible for helping the country gain its independence almost
50 years ago, and talking points celebrating his effect on
Ghanaian life are prevalent through the urban areas I got to
visit. It was weird seeing a place that is so old and rich
with history (especially around tribal conflict and slave
decimation/removal) be so relatively new, in the scheme of
things. Certainly, my visits to both Elmina Castle and
Cape Coast Castle were tough to stomach; the tour done at Elmina
was excellent, most notably because we had a great tour guide
but the power of the place is undeniable.
You're being guided through the female
slave quarters and your tour guide leads with "in this room,
females who had been led on foot from northern parts of the
country all the way to the coast were kept with ample
nourishment and the prospect of being hauled off on slave ships,
which were boarded through here. Oh, and by the way, as
the female slaves were brought into the slave quarters, white
officers would routinely pick out one or two of the more
attractive female slaves to rape; after finishing up,
subordinates of these officers would clean up the raped slaves
only to have their way with them as well before putting them
back into the slave population."
Wow, wow! Hearing these stories
was tough enough; standing in the place where this all went down
two or three hundred years ago made it even tougher. The
Ghanaian who led our tour talked about how Americans
(black, white, you name it) typically go through the slave
quarters and immediately break down into tears. No doubt I
can see why; being black and going to Africa and seeing a people
that lost so many of its citizens to slavery was, well, a big
fucking deal.

The Kwame Nkrumah Mausoleum
Sunglasses
An easy way to pick out the fact that I
was an outsider, despite the fact that I was black like
everybody else? I wear prescription sunglasses in almost
anything resembling sunlight, so while I strolled around all day
in shades, I could count on two hands the number of locals I saw
all trip that had shades on. Fucking NOBODY wears
sunglasses in Ghana. Sure, I'd be used to direct sunlight
too if I grew up and spent all of my time outdoors, but still,
it's odd that these people have picked up a number of Western
trends around dress but haven't adopted wearing faux expensive
shades.
(Strange irony: TONS of street vendors
were hawking shades to locals during my trip. Not even
tourists, mind you--hawking shades to other Ghanaians, who
clearly aren't going to start wearing shades any time soon. I couldn't
figure out why anyone would attempt to sell shades to a people
that so utterly disdain the use of protective eyewear.)
Sleeping (Heat)
I don't sleep much here in the
States--in bed by 1 or 2 AM, up by 7 AM is the normal
routine--but in Ghana, I barely slept at all. I didn't
have a problem with time adjustment...it was just really tough
falling asleep when your body is covered in sweat. You get
used to it after a while, I would guess, but in my ten-day stay
there wasn't much time to get adjusted to the heat at night and
it left me kind of a mess by the time the trip was over.
Now, the heat is one part of it--the
noise is another. See, I'm used to getting up early when
I'm on holiday but Ghanaians get up at like 4:30 or 5 in the
morning to start their daily routine (yardwork is easier in 75°
heat than 90° heat, I'm guessing). That, and the fucking
roosters and chickens like to wake up early and discuss their
visit to the clubs the night before, talking (squawking) so loud
that on at least three of my nights there, I swore to kick one
of the muthafuckas when I did walk outside of my room.
Sure, that would have crossed any number of politically-correct
lines in the States, but in Ghana, nobody would have even
noticed if I punted one of those bastards out of play.
Whew, I was heated over some poultry!!!

Rooster to Justin: "Good day, sir!"
Erin Says (1):
On the continent Ghana enjoys a
reputation for hospitality. Everywhere else in West Africa I
have traveled, when I tell people I live in Ghana they reply
"those Ghanaians, they are so friendly!" The first time I tried
finding something on my own in Ghana I soon found myself
escorted by several friendly Ghanaians who walked me nearly a
mile out of their way to show me my destination in person. To an
outsider Ghanaians are also amusingly quirky. Cakes are
elaborately decorated with beautiful frosting, but the inside
cake itself is unimportant to the point of tastelessness.
Ghanaians famously lack punctuality, but if you greet someone
right around the noon hour, they will actually look at their
watch to determine whether it is 11:58 ("good morning") or 12:03
("good afternoon"). Charismatic churches held outside in plastic
chairs under multiple, patched tents enjoin members to raise
money for building an actual church building, all the while
blasting music from a several thousand dollar speaker set as
tall and wide as the Bear's offensive line.
Some days I'm left feeling Ghana exists
in some swirling vortex of Murphy's Law. Or at least a very
special element of Murphy's law that seems to pervert otherwise
normal processes of supply and demand. The trick is, in Ghana
everything is mobile. Vendors of everything from pineapples to
puppies roam the streets with wheel barrows or carting their
wares on their head. The effect is that when you don't want
something seven or eight people appear outside your car window
trying to sell it to you with shouts of "yes PK [gum]!
yeeeeeaaaasss PK" and when you say no to that PK seller another
will materialize to take his place, in case you have somehow
changed your mind. But without fail, if you have bad breath from
some garlic-y lunch you won't find a single PK seller when you
are desperate for one. Even in grocery stores if you find
something you like you had better hoard it because there is no
telling how long it will stay on the shelves or if it will ever
be back again. This, perhaps as much as anything else, has made
Ghanaians a very patient people. In spite of frustrations that
would send your average American housewife into hysterics, most
Ghanaians maintain an even and optimistic outlook on life. They
have little, but what little they have, they share. This is the
secret to welfare provision in Ghana, but also prevents the
accumulation of capital that might help build enterprise.
Whatever one has is immediately redistributed to all of those
friends and family members who are in need. And in Ghana most
people are just barely getting by. In the same vein, if you are
seen eating by someone who is not eating, you are expected to
'invite' them to join you. Often this is ceremonial, but it is
not rare for the invited to take you up on your offer. Thus I
find myself breaking off a hunk of bread or a piece of banana to
give to a total stranger. Your food is not [only] your own, and
personal space shrinks to the exact boundaries of your skin and
no further. Humanity presses in around you, whether in the
narrow market paths or crammed 25 into a minivan, pressed skin
to skin with each other, clambering awkwardly over a 200-pound
woman to exit at your bus stop."

The cutest kid you'll ever meet, with Erin,
Auntie Becky and Kim
Garbage
You're probably used to seeing a garbage
truck roll through your town every so often; you're also
probably used to seeing, you know, the occasional trash can or
recycling bin floating around where you can dispose of your
unwanted goods.
After spending the first couple of days
in Ghana finishing up a food product and then hunting everywhere
from a proper trash receptacle, I found myself quickly adopting
the Ghanaian standard when it came to trash removal--throw it in
the freakin' gutter. Gutters in Ghana--depending on the
neighborhood--had the distinction of appearing much like
curbsides in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, complete with a flow
of trash that rivaled the trash compactor sequence from "Star
Wars" (exaggeration, sure, but the imagery is great, you must
agree). People don't recycle many of the things we recycle
here--in fact, it seemed like bottles get recycled, and that's
really about it. Trash often gets heaped up in piles in
villages and set aflame, which can either smell really good
or...well, not as good.
A couple of times, I saw Terry finish
something up and just chuck the remains into a pile off to the
side of a road; it took some getting used to, but littering is
the right thing to do if everyone else is doing it, I guess.
"Kwame, Will You Marry Me?"
Although I only received four wedding proposals
from prospective Ghanaian women (I thought this number would be
much higher, especially when whipping out large piles of cedis
to pay for meals, goods or services), it was cool meeting
so many genuinely nice ladies while on the trip. One day,
while walking through the big open-air market in Kumasi, it was fun
running through the tight quarters of the market while talking
with a few of the locals who were interested to know where I was
from and if I already had a beautiful woman at home to call my
own. Quite flattering, yes, but for me, it was just cool
to talk to some women that had so little agenda you couldn't
even really call it an agenda, even if some of these African
lovelies wouldn't have minded coming back with me should an
invitation be put out there. (Co-workers wondered: did I
bring back any African princesses? My response--I would
have, if they wanted to pay for their own plane ticket.)
I'm dating someone now so I can
honestly say that I wasn't looking anyway, but even when I booked
this ticket there was one mantra put out there early
on--absolutely, positively, no sex in Africa. I don't care
if the HIV rate is low there; if I've got to get $500 worth of
shots just to immunize myself against disease and viruses in
Africa, and the Bloodmobile folks say that if I've been in
Africa anytime ever that I can't donate blood, my jimmy is
staying in my fucking pants.
(The Kwame bit comes from the fact that
men in Ghana are oftentimes named for the day of the week on
which they were born; I honestly couldn't remember what Mom told
me my birthday of the week was way back when, so I copped that
it was Saturday...which means that my real name might be Kwame.
So, there you have it.)
Sack
So, you can't drink the tap water in
Ghana. That's true for tourists, but that's also true for
the locals; consuming water out of the tap in Africa is a bad
idea. You can boil your own tap water and store it in a
fridge or icebox if you've got one; this also means that unless
you boil the water yourself, you can't have drinks with ice
cubes in them, so that means no whiskey when you are out at the
club unless you like your shit warm.
You do water two ways when you're out
and about--bottled water, in bottles that are normally as large
as 1.5 liters, and sack water, which is filtered water in small
plastic pouches about the size of your hand. Drinking
water out of a sack is kind of weird at first, but after you get
used to sucking water out of a sack, it actually becomes kind of
fun. I only did it a few times because I liked the large
bottles of water instead (you pound the hell out of water when
all you do in a day is sweat), but more importantly, it made me
realize how sweet it is to occasionally drink water from the tap
back here in the States.

Justin fights with a sack for sustenance
Gay=Illegal
How's this for ass-backwards: in
Ghana, the gay population isn't just suppressed, it's been
deemed a crime by its government. As much as this makes me
angry, this isn't my home country, so while on holiday, I'll
play by the rules. However, it's cool in Ghana for
men--friends, normally, or young men who are related by
blood--to hold hands as they go from place to place. In
fact, man-on-man contact just seems very normal in Ghana, as I
found in receiving numerous long handshakes (with the occasional
linger effect, which I'm cool with) or big hugs from guys I had
just met. I found in a couple of cases that men preferred
dancing with other guys over having women anywhere nearby.
Grinding with women, in the two places where I was dancing on
one night in Kokrobite (Big Milly's), was non-existent.
But guys hangin' all over me was par for the course.
Ghana, you confuse me so...
Ghanaian Diet
As always, I was excited to taste the
food of Ghana and I was not disappointed, even if I was never
wholly overwhelmed. Ghanaians do a lot of meat and starch
meals for lunch and dinner, so most of my meals were a mix of
either chicken, mutton (that's sheep, in case you've never
chowed on some minced mutton!), beef, or goat meat paired with
either steamed, fried or jollof (spicy, with meat cooked in)
rice. It was recommended to me that I avoid salad while in
Ghana, so if veggies were on the plate, they were fried and they
were sparse. I had local dishes like fufu (a doughy
concoction submerged in a light soup with goat meat) and red-red
(spicy beyond compare, this was made for me my last full day in
town and was paired with fried plantains), which were good, but
again, memorable mostly for the pain that could be inflicted on
those with weaker stomachs. Portion size in Ghana is
generally much smaller than what I am used to here in the
States.
Breakfast was a mixed bag. I did
the Ghanaian donuts a couple of times because, dammit, who
doesn't love fried dough? Erin and Terry did porridge,
fruit, pastries, or just juice, depending on the day; breakfast
was most certainly a small meal in my brief stay, for sure.
The food overall was okay, with occasional greatness achieved
whenever we went to a restaurant that Erin and/or Terry had
visited a few times or when we had locals do the cooking for us.
All I'm saying is that nothing made me forget about a thick,
juicy steak back home.

Jollof rice, veggies, kenkey, Milo, you name
it, it's Africa, baby!
"I Can't Feel My Fucking Knees!"
Tro-tros are the best way to get around
in Ghana; they're cheap, they go most everywhere you want to go,
and typically, there are a ton of them always bouncing around.
But, what are tro-tros, exactly?
Imagine a modern-day church van, with seating for roughly 10
adults. Now, take those seats out and put enough small
seats inside for about 20 adults. Then, make sure the van
is 20-30 years old and imported from a country that doesn't make
good automobiles. And, remember that your primary
customer, Joe Q. Ghanaian, is only about 5'9", so you can work
with some tight spaces. Don't forget that when you are riding in
a tro-tro on dirt roads, you can expect to be bouncing all over
the place, ESPECIALLY if you are sitting in the back.
Presto--you've got yourself a tro-tro.
Being 6'1", taking a tro-tro was always
a major problem for me because getting in and out of them was
like rolling myself up into a ball in order to get seated; once
in, my knees would already be up against the seat in front of
me, and when you are prepping for a 30-minute ride in these
conditions (don't forget, it's still blazing hot outside), you
are already a little PO'ed. I took quickly to the idea
that I could buy out the entire row of seats that I was in for a
minimal amount of cash, so that's how I made it in those
puppies...but, I could see why Ghanaians that don't have the
money to do this would have just sucked it up and gotten used to
it right away.
Poverty / Comparison
I have spoken to many people here about
the conditions in Ghana and some of them have tried to inform me
that "you know, we have poor and homeless people here, too."
I can't argue with that, but you have to understand that poor
there is MUCH worse off than poor here. The infrastructure
around assistance for the poor, from rehabilitation
opportunities to shelters to soup kitchens to the ability to dig
out of a financial rut to any number of factors, is a TON better
in the U.S. than it is in Ghana.
One of the major thoughts that carried
me through this trip, the whole damn-I've-got-it-good bit, made
me realize that even for the middle class of Ghana, that guy's
got to hustle to support a family of four, and even then, he's
bagging two grand a year. The middle class in Ghana is, in
the scheme of things, relatively poor, so you know that the poor
there are REALLY freakin' destitute from a cash support
perspective. Yep, you can live on the cheap in Ghana, but
something tells me that the majority of Ghanaians aren't saving
well enough to be sitting on a pile of cash or investing their,
I don't know, beads and kente cloth revenues into a 401(k), if
you catch my drift...wealth building seems difficult for the
majority of people there, or at least, much harder than it would
be for a comparable middle-class worker here if they were
diligent enough to save some cash for a rainy day.
The cost of things outside of Ghana
means that the home-based monetary unit for Ghanaians is nearly
worthless in other countries; I wondered how many Ghanaians were
able to travel outside of their own country. Most
Americans that make $50,000 in a year could easily afford to go
to Ghana by themselves, especially if they made this trip their
only big vacation this year. I dropped $2,400 for
everything--shots, pills, visa, plane ticket, $30/day budget in
Ghana, gifts for family, supplies for my trip--and if you can
stomach 30 hours of flight time back and forth (my layover was
in Frankfurt), it would be cake since the dollar carries some
weight here. But, going the other way, I don't know how a
Ghanaian could swing a flight plus ten days of expenses here in
D.C.; that might be damn near their whole annual income!
But, the Ghanaian gets by, which is why
I like the people there...you just get the sense that it might
be a "don't worry, be happy" feeling for the average citizen and
I'm taking as much of that feeling as possible to bottle it and
bring it back to the good citizens of the U.S.A. My buddy
Chuck called me "Captain Perspective" recently; lately, I have
still been on the soapbox whenever people reel on about mundane
troubles because I still haven't come back to the Ivory Tower
reality of my situation.

You almost can't believe a kid can be this
happy...actually, you can.
Erin Says (2):
Ghanaians casually litter, but it is
hard to blame them as there are something like eight public
garbage cans in the entire country. Yet each morning by 5:30
women and girls across the country are out sweeping the dirt in
front of their homes or storefronts carefully manicuring the
dirt into semi-circular arcs like some Zen garden. People have
no cultivated sense of phone etiquette and will answer a call at
any time, whether in a meeting or not. Likewise, casual
acquaintances will not hesitate to call at 6AM on a Saturday
morning. For all the inefficiencies of Ghana, those who have
traveled more widely in Africa marvel at how well things work
here. They actually have street lights. They have a post office
where people wait for stamps. It makes me look with more wonder
at things I take for granted at home: it is pretty incredible
that I can ship something from amazon.com and never worry that
some postal clerk's girlfriend will actually be receiving my
mother's present.
Christianity pervades almost everything.
Before beginning an intercity bus or tro-tro ride invariably
someone will stand and pray for a safe journey. I am sitting in
an internet cafe where gospel music plays 24 hours a day. I just
left a secondary school where JESUS was scrawled in chalk on the
board among algebraic calculations. How very postmodern: God in
math. Religion is also omnipresent in the newspapers, which have
a reporting style that is more "People" than "New York Times."
Every few weeks a new issue is cast as a religious moral issue
in letters to the editor (Fox News perhaps studying tactics
here?). Yet for all the blasting of homosexuals (it is
officially illegal here) infidelity is fairly rampant and
accepted here. A young newlywed expectant father recently told
me he was so proud of how mature his young wife was. Over dinner
she told him that when he eventually cheated he could always
come home to her no matter what he did.
Economic competition is very different
from the US. Rather than compete on price, most commodities
compete in quantity. You will therefore go to the market to buy
¢5000 of tomatoes, but you will search out the market woman who
will give you a few more tomatoes. And even this quantity
competition is not straightforward. Generally most people in the
same area will give you the same starting quantity for your
5000, then you begin the friendly teasing and pleading to
convince them to "dash" you a little more. Each time this ritual
is repeated. 7 bananas for 5000 cedis, but here, I go dash you
two more. Even the Ghanaian restaurant in Chicago works the
same. There are no prices on the menu...everything is $8, you
just get different amounts of food depending on how expensive
the dish is to prepare.
Ghana does not have the big ticket items
that attract tourists to East Africa. No real safaris or
plush Roosevelt accommodations. Rather most of the tourism
relies on cultural and historic tourism. Yet for me the great
joys of Ghana are small things that seem to be stuck in the
cracks between touring. I love the market, the sense of life
stripped of pretense pressing in all around you. I never
realized how sterilized the US was until surrounded by the
smells of work and sweat and food everywhere. I love the grace
of women who navigate rocky paths with a baby tied at their back
and a tray of eggs balanced on their head. I love that when my
friend got sick in a remote mountain village someone took her
into her small house, gave her a straw palate on the floor, and
sent someone for filtered water to give to her. That after the
rains passed I danced with the village kids in the puddles and
then drew stick figures in the mud trying to learn the local
words for various things. I love that on a taxi ride you can get
the taxi to hold forth on everything from the state of the
economy to the political environment. Although I hate the
inefficiency, I love that people always have time for each
other. Although it sometimes frustrates me, I love the slower
pace of life that allows for more thought and more conversation.
Ghana--Great
Man, as exhausted as I was after doing
almost 24 hours of traveling to get back to the spot here in
Bethesda, I was pretty jazzed about my trip and what it means
for me to have this new perspective. First, the people
that I came in contact with were great; they taught me things
without doing anything but being themselves. Even if I
didn't do a lot of "sightseeing" or take a lot of pictures,
Ghana had a strong effect on me; I still think that my tro-tro
ride from Cape Coast back to Accra near the end of my trip was
the best part, because there I am sitting in the back of this
shitty church van, having bought two seats for additional
"comfort", and I'm sitting next to this three or four-year-old
little girl who falls asleep in my lap with this big grin on her
face while eating a snack. The scenery outside was
Africa--the road was mostly paved, but occasionally, not paved
at all. The roadsides had a variety of small villages,
people balancing their goods on their heads (still don't know
how I didn't see a single person even lose their balance with
things on their heads, given the size of some of their loads),
guys wearing long-sleeve French-cuff shifts and black jeans and
nice shoes while walking from place to place, kids wearing
next-to-nothing while running around their home, on occasion
with no roof and certainly not much in the way of amenities as I
am used to.
I had my iPod in (besides my Game Boy,
the only real creature comfort I decided I couldn't live without
during my trip), blasting something hip-hop or dance-related,
when the battery died. I slipped the 'Pod in my bag and
just looked out the window for two hours. I could feel
myself soaking it in, Ghana...what makes a place like this feel
so far away? Well, for one, it really IS far away; the
lifestyle is different enough that whenever I compare it to the
U.S., I say that it's like apples and horses. It's not
like it's fruit to fruit; it's fruit to something so different
it doesn't invite a comparison at all. It's like The
Matrix, right? I could try to explain it to you--and, the
notes above probably only scratch the surface, in the scheme of
things--but until you see it for yourself, you really don't have
any idea what it's like, especially now that you're used to one
lifestyle for the last 30 or 40 years. Having traveled a
little, going to other places in Europe was a cakewalk; save for
the language, many things looked and felt not unlike a day in
the States. But, in Africa, it was truly a "flip the
script" situation...like any other third-world country, I'll
bet, but if you've never been to one before, wow, it's something
to behold.
Would I do it again? Not in Ghana.
I have nothing against Ghana now, but I have a long list of
places to see and while I might come back to Africa, I have a
few other places I want to hit first. I certainly would do
the developing country thing again, and probably sooner than
later...I believe that later in life, I won't have the same kind
of adventurous spirit to live off the land as a budget traveler.
Plus, I dropped big cash for these shots, so I should probably
go somewhere that will take advantage of my immunizations for
typhoid, malaria, etc.
If you had read this far, thanks!
Hopefully you can take something from this little ditty and
appreciate the hand you have been dealt...and, hopefully, a
couple of you will roll the dice and make a trip like this one
soon.
Random Bellviews, courtesy of Bell
and Longer Community Trust:
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Air conditioning:
Opening Weekend
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Auntie Becky's cooking:
Opening Weekend
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"Redermshun Song": Opening
Weekend
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Ghanaian movies: Opening
Weekend
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That first hot shower after coming
home: Opening Weekend